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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
inquisitor-apnea
ajani-on-the-spot:
“ gehayi:
“ berlynn-wohl:
“ hapabap:
“ nazerine:
“ plasmalogical:
“ paxamericana:
“Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers
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good thing i listen to exactly one song...
paxamericana

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

plasmalogical

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

nazerine

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

hapabap

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

berlynn-wohl

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gehayi

Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

ajani-on-the-spot

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

Source: paxamericana
poochypups
bonnieventure:
“ forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm
i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize...
bonnieventure

forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm 

i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard 

Source: bonnieventure
itsachristastrophe
freeandformed

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

freeandformed

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

robregal

Need this.

thinkmillionsmakemillions

Of course

sauvamente

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It worked tho

ourblackisgold

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

sauvamente

ENERGY

cassieofherne

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

lilybeth666

Positive vibes!!!!!

realtrashwitch

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bongachong

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

sarad0llx

Run it🗣

dduane

Yeah.

Source: freeandformed
itsachristastrophe
erikkillmongerdontpullout

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Huh…

erikkillmongerdontpullout

This is Matrix in a matrix read this shit because it’s talking about how Bandersnatch can be used to create an even more complex user profile depending on how you interacted with the movie, what choices you picked, and how many times you went through a certain path….IM SHOOK

momo-de-avis

black mirror becomes its worst nightmare

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